Thursday, July 27, 2006

And then?

In a single moment of canine inspiration, she barked up the wrong tree.

Friday, July 21, 2006




And then in the chapel of bones we rolled the stones to see who dies, they came up snake's eyes I was the sacrifice such a cruel device...

Thursday, July 20, 2006

She sold her feelings for a steel coffee filter and some beans. Now they're writing the sequel to Faust Book, which will no doubt be made into a deplorable film soon enough.

(Actually by Boomsa, on whose behalf I have posted this, as work beckons her like a wanton wench.)

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

And Then?

The lamas started an online trading portal. They called it monk e-business.
And then the kitchen knives all hid in the tea mugs while the forks spooned and the spoons forked.

Thursday, July 13, 2006

And Then?

Francis went to talk to the birds and the flowers, and all the other monks teased him saying, "St. Francis is a sissy, St. Francis is a sissy, St. Francis is a sissy! Nya nya nya!"

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Unt Zen?

Herr Kapitan said to Herr, "Fraulein, vhy don't ve get Nazi und uber me strudel"