And Then?

Cat Steven's sang "Where have all the flowers gone?"
And they replied "To San Francisco, with the hippies."

This one is mine, not JPs. No really. Really.

And Then

the Colonel came to our rescue, pointing out that there was nothing wrong with cannibalism that some mustard and green chilies couldn't fix. We were all greatly comforted and went back to the slave pens to pick out a likely candidate for dinner.

I post this as a proxy for JP and wish to take no credit for this madness that need be ascribed to the man.

And then?

"Not now, friend", she said. "My world is jumping off a tall building. I have vertigo, and he's too tall."

And then the Brontosaurus troops stomed our jusassic stronghold, only to stumble into a tar pit. They died in exotic, agonised poses, later to be puzzled over by future paleontologists over muffins and tea.

And then?

The nymphomaniac confused with the nature of the rally taking place outside her building rushed out joyfully to join the shouts of "Vote for Congress!"

Frustrated with her attempts to turn her husband into her soulmate, the desperate housewife decided to squeeze one out of her loins...

And then?

In a fit of theatrical rage, the three witches of Macbeth turned into three vultures. Now all they ever say is, "I dunno. Wha CHU wanna do??"