And then?

I looked at myself in the mirror and burst into inconsolable tears. The barber had cut my hair in Hindi.

I've set up a cubicle at home with my computer in it so i can tell everyone i work at HBO

Mr. Spleen enquired if Miss Elbow had any relatives in the lower body. To which she replied, "Why yes!!!! 2 ankles and a knees"

He leaned into satyarupa and said "i'm from orissa too... want to feel my Sunderbuns?"

into the belly of the beast

And then the Cookie Monster and Chuck Billy appeared before me and said, in unison, 'Son, it comes from the belly, not the throat.' Soon, I was hired by a death metal outfit and am now a total unknown, with a fan following of about 62 (only 1 of whom is not directly related to any of theband members by blood or business). Success at last.

And Then

The girl that caught my fancy also caught syphilis, and things didn't work out too well between us. :(

And Then?

They mixed the genes of a hippopotamus and an iguana and made a little ignoramus.

And Then?

we stole ideas and stashed them away in our ideological coffers, until no one could think of anything new, and we laughed as people were forced to use cliches.

And then?

JP got pissed off with all the repeated questioning. He glared at her in the still of the night, spun around accompanied cheerfully by his swirling black cloak, and gambolled into the darkness, rather uncharacteristically humming Chris Isaak hits.

And then I was over­whelmed with an­d-thenan­nary demands and thought to myself 'what I need is for Bizzaro Anoopa and her pals to start a Bizzaro And Then blog that I can filch from at such ­mo­ment­s'.

And then I carved a scrimshaw. It showed mad King Ahab being consumed by the tentacular minions of Cthulhu, rather than by his own passions or a great white whale.

And then?

Millions of pencils scratched in tandem, all over the world, resulting in the temporary insanity of paper. This is how the telephone was born, and, well, it was allllll downhill from there.

And then Donald Fagen switched between D minor and F major and realised he had subconsciously copyrighted a progression called "Kamakiriad".

And then?

Shortly after the Meatloaf- Sally Spectra disclosure, there was an empty undecided silence as various people weighed the pros and cons of similar admissions. We have just received information that there IS no Richard Gere!

And then?

After hours of polite altercation and half-hearted raising of voices, she decided to make her point with no further ado. She said, "You have balls and I can kick". Only moments later, the penny dropped.

And then I went to watch a concert by the thrash metal band, Te­nament. Not many people know this, but Te­na­ment's first lead guitarist was Alexander Selkirk, the dis­cover­er of pen­ni­cil­in.

And Then

I fly to the centre of the sun and harness the energy from the fusion reactions at the core and store it in a generator that will power mankind for the next 300 million years.

And then?

She looked soulfully into his eyes, laced her fingers with his and barked in his ear, "When faced with adversity, wear your crotch guard and bat on the front foot, you wimp!"

And Then?

Programming nerds took over the 50s music industry, and the Do Wop became the Do Loop!

And then?

And then the good Lord, in a weak moment said, "You want candy floss, yo?" And that's how pink was born.

And then Superman broke up with Lalita Lubberwallah and, realising that there were no more girls with LL initials for him to do the super-poontang with, proceeded to fly over to LexCorp offices and make CEO Lex a rather uncharacteristic but not entirely unforeseen offer.

And Then

the pirate frequencies interfered with the transmission of .... zzzt...his....me.....kkkhhh....ag.....*bloop*