And then?

William Tell's son ate the halves of the apple and his name came to be known through the world as adam.

And then?

The mosquito said, "Fuck you, i'll make sure you have 5 nipples when you wake up!!"

And then?

She said, "ours is a dog eat dog world", and bit into his flesh. That was the day rap "music" sort of died. In a good way, of course.

And THEN???

The palette fell crashing to the floor, and all the colours were confused. The highly offensive and disturbing song Lady in Red was originaly called Lady in Shades of Besmirched Red, Yellow and Doggy Doo. It was simplified for the benefit of its dull audience.

And then we stood up as one and chanted: IN BOTTLE THERE IS NO BEER. IN LIFE THERE IS NO CHEER. WE TRUDGE THIS PASSAGE DREAR WITH NO LAGER OUR WAY TO STEER.

As tax season rolls around, people begin to discuss the tedious nature of TDS

And then?

The glass facades started reflecting on Life and Stuff and the resulting flashes of blindness left a residue called Bangalore.
Then everybody complained and left.

And then the door mat rolled over and said 'No, you're not welcome. I cannot lie here anymore.'

And then?

All the otters went back to their homes, laughing and slapping each other's backs. Another evening well spent at the local ottering hole.

And then an epidimic of spontaneous combustion broke out in Alaska. Everyone stood and warmed themselves by the pretty fires as long as it lasted. Later on, they ate the yellow snow.

And Then

it was made mandatory for all Christian songs to be composed in the scale of Gsus.

And then the fun machine took a shit and died.